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The Complete Newgate Calendar
Volume IV

HENRY GOODIFF

A Boy condemned to Death for robbing a Pieman, who
had swindled him on Hounslow Heath, of a few
Halfpence, March, 1794

THE particulars of this youth's offence were simply
these: he had been reprimanded by his parents for
some boyish indiscretion, and, like many more headstrong
sons, left his paternal roof, rambling he knew not whither,
when, upon Hounslow Heath, he met one of those knavish
pastry pedlars who cheat boys and girls and ignorant
country clowns, in pretending to toss up for his penny
pies.
   Poor Goodiff thought fortune might enable him to fill
his empty stomach at an easy rate, and therefore staked his
all -- a few pence -- with the pieman ; but, alas! he lost his
fortune without even touching one of the savoury bits on
which Hunger had fixed her mark.
   Stung with disappointment he attacked the pieman, and
forcibly took away from him the miserable pittance of
which he conceived himself to have been cheated. This
was, in the eye of the law, a highway robbery; and the
vindictive gambler in tarts, finding the lad to be of good
family, thought to extort high damages for the indignity
and loss which he had received, but in seeking redress he
went too far; for, applying to one of those human sharks
who hover round the Old Bailey pretending to be attorneys-
at-law, he laid the indictment for a capital offence, from
which no interest could rescue his prisoner from a disgraceful
conviction, and subject to an ignominious death.
   For this offence the unfortunate boy was actually con-
victed, at the Old Bailey, and sentenced to die, in March,
1794.
   On the representation of this case to the Privy Council
his Majesty's pardon was granted, on condition the boy
served him in the navy.
   The youth disdainfully refused the proffered mercy, and

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insisted on undergoing his sentence; but his afflicted
parents persuaded him to the contrary, and he was con-
ducted from Newgate to the tender which lay at anchor in
the Thames, near the Tower, for the purpose of receiving
impressed men.

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