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The Complete Newgate Calendar
Volume II

TOM WATERS

Highwayman, who held up Gipsies, robbed a
Vice-Admiral, and was executed on 17th of July, 1691

THOMAS WATERS was born of very reputable
parents at Henley-on-Thames, in Oxfordshire. His
father and mother both died when he was very young, and
left him to the care of an uncle, who put him apprentice to
a Notary-Public behind the Royal Exchange. But business
was what his mind was not turned for, and the servitude of
seven years appeared to him a grievous thing; whereupon
he gave himself a discharge without the leave of his master
before he had served half the term. What little money he
had was soon expended, and he was exposed to the wide
world, without any visible way of getting a living in it.
These circumstances soon inclined him to apply himself to
the highway, as the only method he could see of supporting
himself.
   His first exploit was on about twenty or thirty gipsies,
whom he saw near Bromley, in Kent, as they were coming
one morning early out of a barn, where they had lain all
night. He rode up to them and commanded them to stand,
threatening to shoot half-a-score of them through the
head if they did not obey his command instantly. These
strollers were pretty patient thus far; but when he ordered
them to draw their purse-strings they set up an outcry as
terrible as the " Hololoo " of the wild Irish when they lose

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a cock or a hen. The being robbed on the highway was
something new to them, who had all their lives long been used
to defraud everyone they met with. Some of them entreated
his pity and compassion in a miserable tone. Others began
to tell his fortune, promising him abundance of riches, and
everything else they could think of that was desirable, and
bestowing on him more blessings than the Pope would have
sold for all the wealth they had to lose. Tom was not so
superstitious at this time as to take notice either of their
predictions or their blessings; he wanted the ready money,
for the old proverb that " One bird in the hand is worth
two in the bush " was one of his darling maxims.
   When our tribe of jugglers found he was resolutely bent
upon taking what they had, they began to empty their
pockets of a large quantity of silver spoons, tasters, gold
rings, etc., which they either stole or persuaded some of the
silly country people to give them for having their fortunes
told. These movables, together with what money they
produced, amounted in all to sixty pounds.
   One time he met with an ostler on the road from York-
shire to London, who was once like to have betrayed him
at an inn in Doncaster. This fellow had saved together
forty pounds and was coming to town in order to improve
it, either by jockeying or keeping an ale-house-the two ways
his countrymen commonly apply themselves to. Tom knew
him again, and the remembrance of such a gross affront was
enough to make him a little rough; however, he promised
to spare his life, though he did not deserve such a favour,
if he delivered what he had without words. The ostler was
conscious of what he had done and so he surrendered.
   Another of Waters's adventures was with Sir Ralph
Delaval, at that time Vice-Admiral of the English Fleet,
whom he knew very well. The meeting was on the road
between Portsmouth and Petersfield. " Well overtaken,
Brother Tar," quoth Tom; "pray what religion are you of ? "
Sir Ralph stared at him, and seemed astonished at his im-
pudence. " What business have you," says he, " to inquire
about my religion? Nay, Sir Ralph," Waters replied,

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"I had only a mind to ask a civil question, because I have
been informed that you sailors have no religion at all. But
since you are so crusty upon this head, give me leave to ask
you another thing. Pray do you apprehend you shall be
robbed before you come to the end of your journey?"
" Not at all," quoth the Admiral, " I have my footman
behind me." " Now there you and I are of two opinions,"
says Tom, " for I believe you will be robbed very quickly."
While he was speaking his pistols were out, and master
and man were threatened with death if they offered to stir
hand or foot. In this condition the Knight thought it his
best way to save his life by delivering his money; which
he did, to the tune of ninety guineas, besides a gold watch.
   For the space of five years and upwards Tom continued
his robberies, during which time he committed an almost in-
credible number. His last robbery was on Hounslow Heath,
a place where almost all of them at one time or another try
their fortunes. He took from one John Hosey, a Bristol
carrier, above fourteen hundred pounds in money and plate,
some of which latter was found on him when he was appre-
hended. For this fact he received sentence of death; and
being conveyed to Tyburn in a coach, on Friday, the 17th
day of July, in the year 1691, he was there executed, in the
twenty-sixth year of his age, going off the stage in a very
resolute manner.

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