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The Complete Newgate Calendar
Volume II

TOM TAYLOR

Who, getting literally hooked as a Pickpocket, turned House-
breaker. Executed 18th of December, 1691, for
using Arson as a means to Theft

TOM TAYLOR, a parson's son, was born at Colchester,
in Essex; who, accustoming himself to gaming from
twelve years of age, was so addicted to idleness that he would
not be brought up to any honest employment. Further-
more, rejecting the good counsel of his parents, and joining
himself to bad company, he soon got into a gang of pick-
pockets, with whom he often went out to learn their evil
profession and find the ready way to the gallows. Going
once, with three or four of these diving sparks, to Guildford,
a market-town in Surrey, where there was next day a fair to
be kept, and fearing to be discovered in that concourse of so
many people, they resolved to do their business that very
evening, when the people were very busy in fitting up their
stalls, and some little trading was stirring besides. Their
first consultation was how to draw the folks together to make
one job of it, which was agreed on in this manner. Tom
Taylor, pretending to be an ignorant clown, got his head
into the pillory, which was elevated near the market-house,
as if he had only a mind to be laughed at. The noise thereof
causing the whole town to run together to see this spectacle,
his companions so plied their work, while the people gazed,
laughed and stared, that they left but few of them any
money in their pockets. Nay, the very keeper of the pillory,
who was as well pleased at this curious sight as anybody,
was served in the same manner with the rest.
   Tom seeing the work was done, and having the sign given
him that his comrades were departing, came down from
his wooden machine; whereupon the company dispersed

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themselves. A little while after, some of them clapping their
hands into their pockets, they cried out with one voice
that their pockets were picked, while in the confusion Tom
slunk away to his companions, who were out of the reach
of apprehension.
   At last, Taylor being pretty expert at picking of pockets,
he set up for himself; and one day going to the playhouse
in Drury Lane, very well dressed, he seated himself by a
gentleman in the pit, whose pocket he picked of about forty
guineas, and went clean off. This good success tempted
Tom to go thither the next day in a different suit of clothes,
when, perceiving the same gentleman in the pit whose pocket
he had picked but the day before, he takes his seat by him
again. The gentleman was so sharp as to know his face
again, for all his change of apparel, though he seemed to
take no notice of him; whereupon putting a great quantity
of guineas into the pocket next Tom, it was not long before
he fell to diving for them. The gentleman had sewed fishing-
hooks all round the mouth of that pocket, and our gudgeon
venturing too deep, by unconscionably plunging down to
the very bottom, his hand was caught and held so fast that
he could in no manner of way disentangle it.
   Tom angled up and down in the pocket for nearly a quarter
of an hour; the gentleman, all the while feeling his struggling
to get his hand out, took no notice, till at last Tom, very
courteously pulling off his hat, quoth: " Sir, by a mistake,
I have somehow put my hand into your pocket instead of
my own." The gentleman, without making any noise, arose
and went to the Rose Tavern at the corner of Bridget Street,
and Tom along with him, with his hand in his pocket,
where it remained till he had sent for some of his cronies,
who paid down eighty guineas to get the gudgeon out of this
dry pond. However, the gentleman, being not altogether
contented with this double satisfaction for his loss, most
unmercifully caned him, and then turning him over to the
mob, they as unmercifully pumped him and ducked him in
a horse-pond, and after that so cruelly used him that they
broke one of his legs and an arm.

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   Tom meeting with such bad usage in his first setting up
for himself, he was so much out of conceit with the trade of
picking pockets that he left it quite off and followed house-
breaking; in which kind of villainy he was so notorious
that he had committed above sixty felonies and burglaries
in the county of Middlesex only in less than fourteen
months. He reigned eight years in his crimes; but at length,
setting a barn on fire betwixt Brentford and Austirly, a
little village lying about a mile north from that town, while
the servants came from the dwelling-house to quench it he
ran up into a chamber, pretending to help to preserve the
goods, but ran away with a trunk in which was a great
deal of plate and a hundred and forty pounds in money.
He was apprehended before he got to Hammersmith, where,
being carried before a magistrate, he was committed to
Newgate; and receiving sentence of death at the Old Bailey,
when about twenty-nine years of age, he was hanged at
Tyburn on Friday, the 18 th day of December, in the year
1691.

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