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The Complete Newgate Calendar
Volume II
WILLIAM BEW

Who practised the Art of Flattery on the Highway.
Executed 17th of April, 1689

WE have little more to say of this fellow than that
he was the brother of Captain Bew, the notorious
highwayman who was killed some years ago at Knights-
bridge by one Figg and some thief-takers, and that he
was himself as great an offender in that way as his said
brother for most of his time; only his reign was shorter
than that of some others, he being apprehended at Brainford
before he had pursued the course many years, brought from
thence to Newgate, and at the next execution tucked up at
Tyburn. This fatal day to him was Wednesday, the 17th of
April, in the year 1689.
   The following story, which Bew himself used to tell,
is of an adventure of Bew with a young lady, whom he
overtook on the road, with her footman behind her. He
made bold to keep them company a pretty way, talking
all along of the lady's extraordinary beauty, and carrying
his compliments to her to an unreasonable height. Madam
was not at all displeased with what he said, for she looked
upon herself to be every bit as handsome as he made her.

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However, she seemed to contradict all he told her, and
professed with a mighty formal air that she had none of the
perfections he mentioned, and was therefore highly obliged
to him for his good opinion of a woman who deserved
it so little. They went on in this manner, Bew still pro-
testing that she was the most agreeable lady he ever saw,
and she declaring that he was the most complaisant gentle-
man she ever met with. This was the discourse till they
came to a convenient place, when Bew took an opportunity
to knock the footman off his horse; and then addressing
himself to the lady, " Madam," says he, " I have been a
great while disputing with you about the beauty of your
person; but you insist so strongly on my being mistaken,
that I cannot in good manners contradict you any longer.
However, I am not satisfied yet that you have nothing
handsome about you, and therefore I must beg leave to
examine your pocket, and see what charms are contained
there." Having delivered his speech he made no more
ceremony, but thrust his hand into her pocket and pulled
out a purse with fifty guineas in it. " These are the charms
I mean," says he; and away he rode, leaving her to meditate
a little upon the nature of flattery, which commonly picks
the pocket of the person it is most busy about.

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