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JACK ADDISON

Committed fifty-six Highway Robberies, and was
executed at Tyburn in March, 1711

THIS fellow was born in the parish of Lambeth, and
for some time had been in the sea and land service,
but for the most part of his life followed the trade of a
butcher. He kept company much with ill women, especially
one Kate Speed, and for the maintenance of her he went upon
the footpad, committing several most notorious robberies
of that nature with William Jewel and Peter Cartwright,
the latter of whom was hanged at Tyburn, on Wednesday,
the 18th of July, 1711.
    One time, meeting with a parson between Westbourne
Green and Paddington, he took from him five guineas,
which putting into his own pocket, quoth Jack: " 'Tis as
safe there as in yours." " That I believe," replied the
parson ; " but I hope, sir, you'll be so civil as to give me
some of it back again." Said Jack then : " Alas, sir, I
wonder how a man in your coat can be so unconscionable
as to desire anything out of this small matter; but I tell
you what, sir; if you can tell me what part of speech your
gold is, I'll return it all again." The parson, thinking the
money was his own again, told him it was a noun substan-
tive, as anything was to which he could put " a " or " the."
" No, no," replied Jack, " you are out now; I perceive
you are no good grammarian, for where your gold is at
present it is a noun adjective, because it can be neither
seen, felt, heard nor understood." So, leaving the parson
to ruminate on his mistake, away Jack went about his
unlawful business again.
    A little while after this, meeting on the road betwixt

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Hammersmith and Kensington with one Palmer, a victualler,
who formerly kept the King's Head ale-house, in King's
Head Court, in Drury Lane, he took from him a silver
watch and eighteen shillings; and Mr Palmer desiring
Jack to give him some small matter to bear his charges up
to London, quoth he: " Had you been an honest trades-
man, perhaps I might have considered you; but as I know
you wear a blue flag, I will not give you a farthing, because
all of your profession neither eat, drink nor think but at
other men's charges."
    Afterwards meeting betwixt Hampstead and Kentish
Town with a barrister of Lincoln's Inn, and taking from
him a gold watch, a silver snuff box and two guineas, quoth
he to Jack: " I'd have you take care what you do, for I am
a lawyer; and if you should come into my hands I should
be very severe upon you." Addison replied: " I value
not the severity of all the lawyers in England, who only
learn to frame their cases from public riddles and imitat-
ing Merlin's prophecies, and so set all the Cross Row
together by the ears; yet your whole law is not able to
decide Lucian's old controversy betwixt Tau and Sigma.
So binding the lawyer hand and foot, he left him to plead
his cause by himself.
    Not long after this exploit, Jack, meeting a serjeant of
the Poultry Compter coming from Islington, commanded
him to stand and deliver, or else he would shoot him through
the head. The fellow being surprised gave him forty
shillings, desiring at the same time that he would be so civil
as to return him what he pleased back again. But Jack
knowing his rascally function, quoth : " Sirrah, was the
tenth part of a farthing to save your life, nay, your soul, I
would not give it, because thou art the spawn of a broken
shopkeeper, who takes delight in the ruin of thy fellow-
creatures! The misery of a poor man is the offal on which
you feed, and money is the crust you leap at; your walks
in term time are up Fleet Street, but at the end of the term
up Holborn and so to Tyburn, for the gallows is your pur-
lieu, in which you and the hangman are quarter rangers;

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the one turns off, and the other cuts down." At these words,
quoth the serjeant: " And I hope I shall have the happiness
of cutting you down too one of these days." Perhaps so,"
replied Jack, " but you shall devour a great many more of
the sheriff's custards first." So tying him neck and heels,
he bound the serjeant to his good behaviour, till some
passengers came by to release him.
    He had committed fifty-six robberies thus on foot, and
at last being apprehended, upon the information of one Will
Jewel, a prisoner in the Marshalsea Prison, in Southwark,
for robbing his Excellency the Duke d"Aumont, the French
Ambassador here, he was committed to Newgate, and
tried at Justice Hall, in the Old Bailey, for assaulting and
robbing on the queen's highway Mr Matthew Beazly,
Mr William Winslow, Mr Disney Stanniford, Mr Robert
Sherwood and Mr Joseph Ashton, on the 30th of November
and 20th of December, 1710, and the 6th of February,
1711 ; for which, being cast and condemned, he was hanged
at Tyburn, on Friday, the 2nd of March following, aged
twenty-three years.

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