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CAPTAIN ZACHARY HOWARD

A Royalist who lost his Estates and turned Highwayman. Executed 1652

THIS unhappy person was a gentleman born and bred.
He came to an estate in Gloucestershire, of fourteen
hundred pounds per annum, just about the breaking out
of the Civil War in 1641, his father dying that year. A
sincere love of loyalty and allegiance inspiring him with
the gallantry of fighting for his King and country, he soon
mortgaged his estate for twenty thousand pounds, with
which he raised a troop of horse for the service of King
Charles I., who gave him the command of them. He
remained in the army till the republican party became
sole conqueror, and triumphed over religion and monarchy,
when he, with many other Cavaliers, was obliged to retire
into exile, for fear of the prevailing power.
   It was not long that he continued abroad before he
returned to England with King Charles II., on whom he
attended at Worcester fight, where he performed wonders
to the honour of the Royal army, and more especially to his
own glory and praise; for he was even taken notice of
and applauded by his Majesty himself, who also that day
showed himself worthy of the crown he fought for, by his
uncommon courage. Everyone knows that the Parliamen-
tarians carried the field in this engagement, and that his
Majesty escaped with much difficulty, by hiding himself in
an oak in Warwickshire, whence, after six weeks'wandering
up and down, he at length found a passage into France.
We need not add that he continued twelve years in foreign
countries, and that he was afterwards restored to the throne
of his ancestors by the general consent of the nation.
   Zachary Howard, in the meantime, remained in England,
and having lost his estate, and being out of all employment,

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he could find no other way of supporting himself than by
robbing on the highway -- a very indifferent method indeed,
but what a great many gentlemen in those days were either
obliged to take to, or to want bread.
   It is said of Howard that when he resolved on this
course of life, he did like Hind, and some others of his
contemporaries, in swearing he would be revenged, as far
as lay in his power, on all persons who were against the
interest of his Royal master. Accordingly we are told that
he attacked all whom he met and knew to be of that party.
It appears too by the following accounts that he succeeded
in hunting out those regicides.
   The first whom he assaulted on the road was the Earl
of Essex, who had been general-in-chief of all the Parlia-
ment's forces. His lordship was riding over Bagshot Heath,
with five or six in retinue ; nevertheless Zachary rode
boldly up to the coach door, commanded the driver to stand,
and my lord to deliver, adding, that if he did not comply
with his demand without words, neither he nor any of his
servants should have any quarter. It was unaccountable
how a general, who had been always used to success, with
so many attendants, should be terrified at the menaces of
a single highwayman. But so it was, that his Honour gave
him twelve hundred pounds which he had in the coach, and
which had been squeezed out of forfeited estates, church
lands and sequestrations, not being willing to venture his
life for such a trifle at a time when the party had such a
plentiful harvest to reap. Zachary was so well contented
with his booty that he let the rebellious nobleman pass
without punishing him any further for his disloyalty, only
desiring him to get such another sum together against
meeting him again in some other convenient place.
   Another time he overtook, on Newmarket Heath, the
factious Earl of P-----, so famous for his comical speeches
in the House of Commons,. Only one footman attended
his Honour, and Zachary, going in company with them, held
his lordship in discourse for about half-a-mile, when, coming
to a place proper for his design, he pulled out a pistol, and

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spoke the terrifying precept, with the addition of a whole
volley of oaths, what he would do to him if he did not
surrender that minute. " You seem," says the earl, " by
your swearing, to be a ranting Cavalier. Have you taken a
lease of your life, sir, that you dare venture it thus against
two men? " Howard answered: " I would venture it against
two more, with your idol Cromwell at the head of you,
notwithstanding the great noise he has made." " Oh," says
P-----, “he's a precious man, and has fought the Lord's
battles with success." Zachary replied with calling Oliver
and all his crew a company of dastardly cowards; and
putting his lordship in mind that talking bred delays, and
delays are dangerous. "Therefore," says he, " out with
your purse this moment, or I shall out with your soul, if
you have any."
   The earl still delaying, Howard dismounted him, by
shooting his horse, and then took from him a purse full of
broad-pieces of gold, and a rich diamond ring; then making
him mount behind his man, he tied them back to back,
and in that condition left them. My lord rode swearing,
cursing and damning to the next town, with his face towards
the horse's tail, when a great multitude of people gathered
about him; some laughing, others wondering at his riding
in that preposterous manner, till he declared the occasion,
and the people very civilly released him.
   One time Fairfax, who was also general of the Parliament
army after Essex, being with some forces in the county of
Northumberland, took up his own quarters at Newcastle-
upon-Tyne at the same time that Howard chanced to be in
the same town. It came to the captain's ear that Fairfax
was about to send a man to his lady with some plate
which had been presented to him by the mayor and alder-
men of that corporation, so that when the day came that
the fellow set out with the prize, our highwayman also took
leave of Newcastle, and rode after the Roundhead servant.
He overtook him on the road, and fell into deep discourse
with him about the present times, which Howard seemed
as well pleased with as the other, who took him really for

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an honest fellow, as he seemed, and offered still to bear him
Company. They baited, dined, supped and lay together,
and so continued in this friendly manner till the messenger
came within a day's journey of the seat where his lady resided.
Next morning being the last day they were to be together,
Howard thought it was now high time to execute his design,
which he did with a great deal of difficulty. Being come to
a place proper to act his part in, Zachary pulled out his
commission, and commanded the fellow to deliver the
portmanteau, in which was the plate, to the value of two
hundred and fifty pounds. The other, being as resolute
to preserve as Howard was to take it from him, refused to
comply ; whereupon a sharp combat ensued between them,
in which the captain had his horse shot under him, after a
discharge of two or three pistols on either side. The encounter
still listed, for our highwayman continued to fire on foot,
till he shot his adversary through the head, which occasioned
him to fall, and breathe his last in a moment.
   When Howard saw the man dead, he thought it his best
way to get off the ground as fast as he could; so nimbly
mounting the remaining horse, which carried the treasure,
he rode about five miles from the place where the fact was
committed, and then deposited the portmanteau in a hollow
tree, and went to dinner at the next town. From thence he
made the best of his way to Faringdon in Berkshire, where
Madam Fairfax was, and whither the fellow he had killed
was bound. He reached thither that evening, and delivered
the following letter to the lady, which he had found in the
pockets of the deceased.
        NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE, Aug. 12, 1650.
   MY DEAR, Hoping that you and my daughter Elizabeth,
are in good health, this comes to acquaint you that my
presence is so agreeable to the inhabitants of this place, that
the mayor and aldermen have presented me with a large
quantity of plate, which I have sent to you by my man
Thomas, a new servant; whom I would have you treat very
kindly, he being recommended to me by several gentlemen

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as a very honest, worthy man. The Lord be praised, I am
very well, and earnestly long for the happiness of enjoying
your company, which I hope to do within this month or
five weeks at farthest. In the meantime, I subscribe myself,
your loving husband, till death,
                                                               FAIRFAX.

   The lady, learning by the contents that a parcel of plate
was sent by the bearer, inquired of him where it was. Her
supposed man readily told her that he was in danger of
being robbed of it on such a heath by some suspicious
persons, and that therefore, lest he should meet with the
same men again, or others like them, he had lodged his
charge in the hands of a substantial innkeeper at such a
town ; from whence he could fetch it in two days. This
pretence of his carefulness pleased his new mistress very
much, and confirmed the character which her husband had
sent; so that she made very much of him, and desired him
to go to bed betimes, that he might rest from the fatigues
of his journey.
   The whole family at this time consisted only of the lady,
her daughter, two maids, and two men-servants. No sooner
were all these gone to their repose than Howard arose,
dressed himself, and with sword and pistol in hand went
into the servants' apartments, whom he threatened with
present death if they made the least noise. All four of these
he tied with the bed-cords, and gagged them. Having
secured these, whom he most feared, he went into Mrs
Fairfax's chamber, and served her and her daughter as he
had done the servants: then he ravished them both, begin-
ning with the daughter, and next proceeded to make a
strict scrutiny into the trunks, boxes and chests of drawers
finding in all two thousand broad-pieces of gold and some
silver, with which he departed to his portmanteau in the
tree, which he also carried off.
   After he had committed this robbery and murder there
was a proclamation issued out by the Commonwealth,
promising five hundred pounds to anyone who should

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apprehend him; whereupon, to avoid being taken, he fled
into Ireland, where he continued his former courses till,
being grown as notorious there as in England, he thought
it advisable to return. He landed at Highlake, and came
to the city of Chester at the same time that Oliver Cromwell
lay there with a party of horse, putting up in the same inn
where that arch-traitor had taken up his quarters. Here
he passed for a gentleman who was going to travel into
foreign countries for his improvement, and behaved himself
agreeably to such a character, spending his money with a
great deal of profuseness.
   He moreover counterfeited himself a Roundhead, and
frequently spoke against the Royal family, applauding the
murder of King Charles I. up to the skies. By this means
he got familiar with Cromwell, who was so taken with his
conversation that he would seldom dine or sup without him,
or hardly suffer him to be ever out of his company.
   About a fortnight after this acquaintance between them
was confimed, Howard went one morning very early to
pay old Nol a visit in his bedchamber, which was on the
same floor with his own. He found an easy admittance, and
the hypocritical villain desired, that as he had come before
he had been at prayers, would he please to join with him
in that exercise. Zachary consented; but no sooner was
Cromwell down upon his marrow-bones than he knocked
him down with the butt-end of a pistol, presenting it after-
wards to his breast, and swearing that if he did but attempt
to make the least noise he would shoot him through the
heart, though he were sure to be hanged for it the next
minute on the sign-post before the door. These terrifying
words struck the republican hero with such a panic fear
that he permitted the assaulter to do what he pleased, who
thereupon gagged him, and bound him hand and foot.
After this he rifled a couple of trunks, out of which he took
about eleven hundred jacobuses, and then taking the pan
out of a close-stool that stood in the room, which happened
to be pretty well filled, he clapped it on the head of the
rebel, crowning him in such a manner as he deserved.

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   Having finished what he designed, he went hastily
downstairs and mounted his horse, which he had before
ordered to be ready, under pretence of some urgent business
a few miles out of town.
   By this means he got clear off before Oliver, who fell
to knocking as soon as he thought the enemy safe, could
make anybody hear him.
   At last several of the family went upstairs, and were
guided by their noses to where the poor general sat, in the
miserable pickle we have described, unable to move out
of the place. Some of them, at first sight, thought he had
put his headpiece on, till the nauseous filth, which ran down
his face and shoulders convinced them of their mistake,
and made them speedily unbind him.
   As soon as he was loose, and pretty well wiped, he fell
upon his knees to give thanks for so signal a deliverance
from the fury of a wicked Cavalier, for such he now believed
Howard to be.
   Within a week after this, Howard sent Oliver a letter,
wherein he signified that he was in good health, and that
what he had done was only to make him reflect that, not-
withstanding his great successes, his life was still in the
power of any single man who would be bold enough to
execute justice. Then he made very merry with the old
villain about the condition he had left him in, adding
that he would have him for the future be more cautious
how he entered into friendship with a man before he knew
him. " For,' says he, "the cruelties of you and your party
have made us like yourselves; so that the bravest gentlemen
in the kingdom are glad to turn hypocrites, either to secure
themselves, or be nobly revenged, as I have been."
   Our captain enjoyed his liberty but a very little time
after this exploit, for venturing one day to attack half-a-
dozen republican officers together, as they were riding over
Blackheath, he was overpowered by their number; and
though he vigorously defended himself, so as to kill one
and wound two more of them, he was at last taken by the
remaining three. These were soon assisted by several

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passengers who came by, and joined in carrying this bold
robber before a magistrate, who forthwith committed him
to Maidstone jail. Thither Oliver went to see him, and
insulted him with a great many reproaches. To all which
Howard replied with his usual bravery and wit, to the utter
confusion of poor Nol.
   When he came on his trial at the ensuing assizes he
had evidences enough appear against him to have con-
victed him if he had had twenty lives to have lost. Not
only the officers who took him, but even Cromwell himself,
and General Fairfax's wife and daughter gave in their
depositions, besides a vast number of others whom he had
robbed at several times. So that he was sentenced for two
rapes, two murders, and as many robberies, to be hanged
til he was dead.
   When he came to the place of execution, apparelled all
in white, he confessed himself guilty of everything he stood
chargcd with; but declared he was sorry for nothing but
the murders he had committed. Yet even these, he said,
appeared to him the less criminal when he considered the
persons on whom they were acted. He professed further,
that if he were pardoned, and at liberty again, he would
never leave off robbing the Roundheads, so long as there
were any of them left in England.
   What was most remarkable at Howard's death was his
smiling on Oliver, who came into the country on purpose
to see the last of him, with an air of scorn and contempt,
telling him that if he had had his reward he had been in
the same circumstances as he himself was now in several
years ago.
   He ended his life in 1652, being thirty-two years of
age.

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