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The Complete Newgate Calendar
Volume I

Mary Carleton

MARY CARLETON, THE GERMAN PRINCESS

A Kentish Adventuress who travelled the Continent,
acquired several Husbands, and was executed
on 22nd of January, 1673, for returning
from Transportation

THIS woman was so called from her pretending to be
born at Cologne in Germany, and that her father was
Henry van Wolway, a Doctor of the Civil Law, and Lord
of Holmsteim. But this story was of a piece with her actions,
for she was really the daughter of one Meders, a chorister
at the cathedral of Canterbury, and, some say, only an
indifferent trader of that city, in which she was born, the
11th of January, 1642. We can say little of her education;
only from her inclinations afterwards we may suppose she
had as much learning as is commonly given to her sex.
She took great delight in reading, especially of romances
and books of knight-errantry -- Parismus and Parismenus,
Don Belianis of Greece, and Amadis de Gaul, were some
of her favourite books; and she was so touched with the
character of Oriana in the latter that she frequently con-
ceited herself a princess, or a lady of high quality. Cassandra
and Cleopatra were also read in their turns, and her memory

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was so tenacious that she could repeat a great part of their
amours and adventures very readily.
   Her marriage was not agreeable to the high opinion she
had entertained of her own merit; instead of a knight, or
a squire at least, which she had promised herself, she took up
with a journeyman shoemaker, whose name was Stedman,
by whom she had two children, who both died in their
infancy. This man being unable to maintain her extra-
gances, and support her in the splendour she always aimed
at, she was continually discontented, till at last she resolved
to leave him and seek her fortune. A woman of her spirit
is never long in executing things of this nature; she made
an elopement, and went to Dover, where she married another
husband, who was a surgeon of that town.
   Information of this affair was soon taken, and she was
apprehended and indicted at Maidstone for having two
husbands, but by some masterly stroke, which she never
wanted on a pressing occasion, she was quickly acquitted.
This emboldened her to a third marriage, with one John
Carleton, a Londoner, which was the occasion of her being
first publicly known in town; for some of her old acquaint-
ance giving Carleton's brother an account of her former
weddings, she was again taken, committed to Newgate,
and tried at the Old Bailey for polygamy. Here again
the evidence against her was insufficient, so that she was a
second time acquitted.
   It is requisite, before we proceed any further in our
relation, to observe that between the two last marriages
she embarked on board a merchant ship, which carried her
to Holland, from whence she travelled by land to the place
she had so often talked of, the city of Cologne, where, being
now mistress of a considerable sum of money, she took a
fine lodging at a house of entertainment, and lived in greater
splendour than she had ever before done. As it is customary
in England to go to Epsom or Tunbridge Wells in the
summer season, so in Germany the quality usually frequent
the Spa. Here our adventuress had the picking of a few
feathers from an old gentleman who fell in love with her,

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and who had a good estate not many miles distant from
Cologne, at Liege or Luget. By the assistance of the land-
lady she managed this affair with so much artifice that he
presented her with several fine and valuable jewels, besides
a gold chain with a very costly medal, which had been
formerly given him for some remarkable good service under
Count Tilley against the valiant King of Sweden, Gustavus
Adolphus. The foolish old dotard urged his passion with all
the vehemence of a young vigorous lover, pressing her to
matrimony, and making her very large promises, till at last
she gave her consent to espouse him in three days, and he
left the preparation of things necessary to her care, giving
her large sums of money for that purpose. Madam now
perceived it was high time to be gone, and, in order to her
setting off with the greater security, she acquainted her
landlady with the design, who had before shared pretty
largely in the spoils of the old captain. The hostess, to be
sure, was willing to hearken to any proposal that would
help her a little more to fleece the doting inamorato.
   The princess, however, was resolved this time to have
all the booty to herself, and to accomplish this she per-
suaded her landlady to go into the town and get a place for
her in some carriage that did not go to Cologne; because,
she said, her lover should not know whither to follow her.
The old trot saw that this precaution was very necessary,
and therefore away goes she to provide for the safety of her
guest, who was now sufficiently to reward her out of her
dotard's favours. This was all our adventuress wanted,
for as soon as she found herself left alone she broke open
a chest, where she had observed her landlady to put all her
treasure, and there she found not only what she had shared
with her out of the old man's benevolence, but also an
additional sum of money not inconsiderable. There is little
reason to tell the reader that she took all that was worth
taking, there being none of her character apt to spare
what it is in their power to seize, though it be from a brother
or sister of their own profession. Madam soon packed
up her parcel, and having before privately made sure of a

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passage to Utrecht, she fled thither; from thence she went
to Amsterdam, where she sold her gold chain, medal, and
some of the jewels, then proceeded to Rotterdam, and then
to the Brill, where she took shipping for England.
   She landed at Billingsgate one morning very early, about
the latter end of March, in the year 1663, but found no
house open till she came to the Exchange tavern, where
she first obtained the title of " the German Princess," in the
following manner.
   She was got into the aforesaid tavern, in company with
some gentlemen, who, she perceived, were pretty full of
money. These gentlemen addressing her in the manner
usual on such occasions, she immediately feigned a cry, which
she had always at command. The tears trickled down her
cheeks, she sighed, she sobbed, and the cause being de-
manded, she told them that she little thought once of being
reduced to such a wretched necessity as she was now in, of
exposing her body to the pleasure of every bidder. Here
she repeated the history of her extraction and education,
telling them a great deal about her pretended father, the
Lord Henry van Wolway, who, she said, was a sovereign
Prince of the Empire, independent of any man but his
sacred Imperial Majesty. “Certainly,” continued she,
“any gentleman may suppose what a mortification it must be
to a woman born of such noble parents, and bred up in all
the pomp of a Court, under the care of an indulgent father

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out of mere pity, all the money they had about them,
promising to meet her again with more. This they also
accomplished, and ever afterwards called her the poor un-
fortunate German princess; which name she laid claim to
in all companies.
   The Exchange tavern was kept by one Mr King, who
was the same that kept it when our princess received her
honorary title. As she was now come from foreign parts
with a great deal of riches, he believed more than ever the
truth of what she had before affirmed. Nor was madam
backward in telling him that she had raised all her wealth
by private contribution from some princes of the Empire
who were acquainted with her circumstances, and to whom
she had made herself known: adding, that not one of
those who had given her anything dared to acquaint her
father that they knew where she was, because they were
all his neighbours, and vastly inferior to him in the number
and strength of their forces. " For," said she, " my father
is so inexorable that he would make war upon any prince
whom he knew to extend his pity to me."
   John Carleton, whom we mentioned before as her third
husband, was brother-in-law to Mr King. He made his
addresses to the Princess van Wolway in the most dutiful
and submissive manner that could be imagined, making
use of his brother's interest to negotiate the affair between
them, till with a great deal of seeming reluctance at marry-
ing one of common blood, her highness consented to take
him to her embraces. Now was Mr Carleton as great as
his Majesty, in the arms of an imaginary princess; he
formed to himself a thousand pleasures, which the vulgar
herd could have no notion of ; he threw himself at her feet
in transport, and made use of all the rhetoric he could collect
to thank her for the prodigious honour she had done him.
But alas! how was he surprised when Mr King presented
him with the following letter: --

   SIR, I am an entire stranger to your person, yet common
justice and humanity oblige me to give you notice that the

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pretended princess, who has passed herself upon your
brother, Mr John Carleton, is a cheat and an impostor.
   If I tell you, sir, that she has already married several
men in our county of Kent, and afterwards made off with
all the money she could get into her hands, I say no more
than could be proved were she brought in the face of justice.
   That you may be certain I am not mistaken in the woman,
please to observe that she has high breasts, a very graceful
appearance, and speaks several languages fluently. Yours
unknown,
                                                              T. B.

   After Mrs Carleton (for so we may at present call her)
had got rid of her husband, and of the prosecution for
marrying him, she was entertained by the players, who were
in hopes of gaining by a woman who had made such a
considerable figure on the real theatre of the world. The
house was very much resorted to upon her account, and she
got a great deal of applause in her dramatical capacity, by
the several characters she performed, which were generally
jilt, coquette, or chambermaid, any one of which was agree-
able to her artful intriguing genius; but what contributed
most to her fame was a play, written purely upon her
account, called The German Princess, 1 from her name, and
in which she performed a principal part, besides speaking
the following epilogue: --
    "I've passed one trial, but it is my fear
    I shall receive a rigid sentence here:
    You think me a bold cheat, put case 'twere so,
    Which of you are not? Now you'd swear I know.
    But do not, lest that you deserve to be
    Censur'd worse than you can censure me:,
    The world's a cheat, and we that move in it,
    In our degrees, do exercise our wit;
    And better 'tis to get a glorious name,
    However got, than live by common fame."
1 See Appendix No. 5.

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   The princess had too much mercury in her constitution
to be long settled in any way of life whatsoever. The whole
City of London was too little for her to act in. How was
it possible then that she should be confined in the narrow
limits of a theatre? She did not, however, leave the stage so
soon but she had procured a considerable number of adorers,
who, having either seen her person or heard of her fame, were
desirous of a nearer acquaintance with her. As she was
naturally given to company and gallantry, she was not very
difficult of access; yet when you were in her presence, you
were certain to meet with an air of indifference.
   There were two of her bullies who doted on her beyond
all the rest, a couple of smart young fellows, who had
abundance more in their pockets than they had in their
heads. These, from a deficiency of wit in themselves, were
very fond, in the large quantity, of that commodity which
they discovered in our princess, and for that reason were
frequently in her company. There is no doubt but they
had other designs than just to converse with her, for they
several times discovered an inclination to come a little
nearer to her body. And madam was not so ignorant but
she knew their meaning by their whining; she therefore
gave them encouragement, till she had drained about
three hundred pounds apiece out of them, and then, find-
ing their stock pretty well exhausted, she turned them
both off, telling them she wondered how they could have
the impudence to pretend love to a princess.
   After this, an elderly gentleman fell into the same con-
dition at seeing her as several had done before, though
he was fifty years of age, and not ignorant of her former
tricks. He was worth about four hundred pounds per annum,
and immediately resolved to be at the charge of a constant
maintenance, provided she would consent to live with him.
To bring about which he made her several valuable presents
of rings, jewels, etc. At last, after a long siege, he became
master of the fort; yet in such a manner, that it seemed
rather to be surrendered out of pure love and generosity
than from any mercenary views, for she always protested

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against being corrupted, so far as to part with her honour,
for the sake of filthy lucre, which is a common artifice of
the sex. Our gentleman, though, as has been remarked,
was sensible of what she was; yet by degrees he became
so enamoured as to believe everything she said, and to look
upon her as the most virtuous woman alive.
   Living now as man and wife, she seemed to redouble her
endearments, and to give them all a greater air of sincerity,
so that he was continually gratifying her with some costly
present or another, which she always took care to receive
with an appearance of being ashamed he should bear so
many obligations on her, telling him continually that she
was not worthy of so many favours. Thus did she vary
her behaviour according to the circumstances and temper
of the persons she had to deal with. At last our old lover
came home one night very much in liquor, and gave her a
jewel of five pounds value, and our princess thought this
as proper a time as any she was like to meet with for her
to make the most of his worship's passion. Accordingly,
having got him to bed, and seen him fast asleep, which he
soon was at this time, she proceeded to rifle him, finding
his pocket-book, with a bill for one hundred pounds upon
a goldsmith in the city, and the keys of his trunks and
escritoires.
   She now proceeded to secure all that was worth her while;
among other things she made herself mistress of twenty
pieces of old gold, a gold watch, a gold seal, an old silver
watch, and several pieces of plate, with other valuable mov-
ables, to the value in all of one hundred and fifty pounds.
Now she thought it best for her to make off as fast as she
could with her prize. So as soon as it was day she took
coach and drove to the goldsmith, who mistrusted nothing,
having seen her before with the gentleman, and instantly
paid the ten pounds, upon which she delivered up the bill.
   Having thus overreached her old lover, madam took a
convenient lodging, at which she passed for a virgin, with
a fortune of one thousand pounds left her by an uncle; to
this she added that her father was very rich, and able to

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give her as much more, but that disliking a man whom he
had provided for her husband, she had left the country
and retired to London, where she was in hopes none of her
relations would find her. That this story might appear
the more probable, she contrived letters from a friend,
which were brought her continually, and in which she
pretended she received an account of all that passed, with
respect to her father and lover. These letters, being loosely
laid about the chamber, were picked up by her landlady,
who out of curiosity perused the contents, and by that means
became more and more satisfied in her tenant. This land-
lady had a nephew of considerable substance, and it was
now all her endeavour to make a match between him and
her young gentlewoman, whom she soon brought to be
pretty intimately acquainted together.
   The new lover presented her with a watch, as a token of
his esteem for her person, but the poor innocent creature
refused it with abundance of modesty. However, she was
at last prevailed upon to accept this little favour, and the
young man thought himself with one foot in Paradise
already, that she was so condescending. Their amour after
this went on to both their satisfactions, madam seeing a
fair prospect of making a penny of her inamorato, and
he not in the least doubting but he should obtain his
wish, and one day or another enjoy that heaven of bliss
which, as he frequently expressed it, was treasured in her
arms.
   One day as they were conversing together, and entertain-
ing each other with all the soft and tender endearments of
young lovers, a porter knocks at the door, and, upon being
admitted, delivers a letter to our lady, being introduced
by the maid, who had received her instructions beforehand.
Madam immediately opens and reads the letter; but scarce
had she made an end before, altering her countenance, she
shrieked out: " Oh, I am undone! I am undone! " All
the company could scarce prevent her falling into a swoon,
though the smelling bottle was at hand, and her young
lover sitting by her who, to be sure, did not fail to use all

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the rhetoric he was master of, in order to comfort her, and
learn the cause of her surprise. " Sir," quoth she at last,
since you are already acquainted with most of my concerns,
I shall not make a secret of this. Therefore, if you please,
read this letter, and know the occasion of my affliction."
The young gentleman received it at her hands, and read as
follows: --

DEAR MADAM, --I have several times taken my pen in
hand, on purpose to write to you, and as often laid it aside
again, for fear of giving you more trouble than you already
labour under. However, as the affair so immediately con-
cerns you, I cannot in justice hide what I tremble to dis-
close, but must in duty tell you the worst of news, whatever
may be the consequence of my so doing.
   Know, then, that your affectionate and tender brother is
dead. I am sensible how dear he was to you, and you to
him; yet let me entreat you for your own sake to acquiesce
in the will of Providence as much as possible, since our
lives are all at His disposal Who gave us being.
   I could use another argument to comfort you, that with
a sister less loving than you would be of more weight than
that I have urged, but I know your soul is above all mer-
cenary views. I cannot, however, forbear just to inform
you that he has left you all he had; and you know further,
that your father's estate of two hundred pounds per annum
can now devolve upon nobody after his decease but yourself,
who are now his only child.
   What I am next to acquaint you with may perhaps be
almost as bad as the former particular. Your hated lover
has been so importunate with your father, especially since
your brother's decease, that the old gentleman resolves, if
ever he should hear of you any more, to marry you to him,
and he makes this the condition of your being received again
into his favour, and having your former disobedience, as
he calls it, forgiven. While your brother lived he was
every day endeavouring to soften the heart of your father,
and we were but last week in hopes he would have

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consented to let you follow your inclinations, if you would
come home to him again; but now there is never an
advocate in your cause who can work upon the old man's
peevish temper, for he says, as you are now his sole heir,
he ought to be more resolute in the disposal of you in
marriage.
   While I am writing, I am surprised with an account that
your father and lover are both preparing to come to London,
where they say they can find you out. Whether or no this
be only a device, I cannot tell, nor can I imagine where they
could receive their information if it be true. However, to
prevent the worst, consider whether or no you can cast off
your old aversion, and submit to your father's commands;
for if you cannot, it will be most advisable, in my opinion,
to change your habitation. I have no more to say in the
affair, being unwilling to direct you in such a very nice
circumstance; the temper of your own mind will be the
best instructor you can apply to, for your future happiness
or misery, during life, depends on your choice. God grant
that everything may turn for the better. From your friend,
                                                           S. E.

   Our young lover having read the letter, found that she
had real cause to be afflicted. Pity for her, and, above all,
a concern for his own interest, and the fear of losing his
mistress to the country lover, through the authority of her
father, put him upon persuading her to remove from her
habitation and come to reside with him, having very hand-
some rooms, fit for the reception of a person of such high
quality. Thither she went the next day with her maid, who
knew her design, and had engaged to assist her therein to
the utmost of her ability. When they were come into
madam's bedchamber they resolved not to go to rest, that
they might be ready to move off in the morning at the
first opportunity. By turns they slept in their clothes on
the bed, and towards morning, when all were fast but
themselves, they went to work, broke open a trunk, took
a bag with one hundred pounds in it, and several suits

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of apparel, and then slipped out, leaving our poor lover
to look for his money and mistress together when he was
stirring, both being by that time far enough out of his
way.
   In a word, it would be impossible to relate half the tricks
which she played, or mention half the lodgings in which
she at times resided. Seldom did she miss carrying off a
considerable booty wheresoever she came; at best she never
failed of something, for all was fish that came to her net;
where there was no plate, a pair of sheets, half-a-dozen
napkins or a pillow-bier -- nay, even things of a less value
than these -- would serve her turn, rather than she would
suffer her hands to be out of practice.
   One time she went to a mercer's in Cheapside with her
pretended maid, where she agreed for as much silk as came
to six pounds, and pulled out her purse to pay for it, but
there was nothing therein but several particular pieces of
gold, which she pretended to have a great value for. The
mercer, to be sure, would not be so rude as to let a gentle-
woman of figure part with what she had so much esteem
for ; so he ordered one of his men to go along with her to her
lodgings, and receive the money there. A coach was ready,
which she had brought along with her, and they all three
went up into it. When they came to the Royal Exchange,
madam ordered the coachman to set her down, pretending
to the mercer that she wanted to buy some ribbons suitable
to the silk; upon which he suffered the maid, without any
scruple, to take the goods along with her, staying in the
coach for their return. But he might have stayed long
enough if he had attended till they came again, for they
found means to get off into Threadneedle Street, and the
young man having waited till he was quite weary made
the best of his way home to rehearse his misfortune to
his master.
   Something of a piece with this was a cheat she put upon
a French master weaver in Spittlefields, from whom she
bought to the value of forty pounds, taking him home with
her to her lodging, and bidding him make a bill of parcels, for

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half the silk was for a kinswoman of hers in the next room.
The Frenchman sat down very orderly to do as she bid him,
whilst she took the silk into the next room for her niece to
see it. Half-an-hour he waited pretty contentedly, drinking
some wine which madam had left him. At last, beginning
to be a little uneasy, he made bold to knock, when the
people of the house came up, and upon his asking for the
gentlewoman, told him she had been gone out some time,
and was to come there no more. The poor man seeming
surprised, they took him into the next room and showed
him a pair of back stairs, which was the proper way to her
apartment. Monsieur was at first in a passion with the
people, till they convinced him that they knew nothing
more of his gentlewoman than that she had taken their
room for a month, which being expired, she had removed,
they could not tell whither.
   The next landlord she had was a tailor, whom she
employed to make up what she bilked the mercer and
weaver of. The tailor imagined he had got an excellent
job, as well as a topping woman for his lodger, so he fell to
work immediately, and by the assistance of some journey-
men, which he hired on this occasion, he got the clothes
finished against a day which she appointed, when she pre-
tended she was to receive a great number of visitors. Against
the same time she gave her landlady twenty shillings to
provide a supper, desiring her to send for what was needful,
and she would pay the overplus next day. Accordingly an
elegant entertainment was prepared, abundance of wine
was drunk, and the poor tailor was as drunk as a beast.
This was what our princess wanted, for the landlady going
up to put her husband to bed, she and all her guests slipped
out, one with a silver tankard, another with a salt, her maid
with their clothes which were not on their backs; and, in a
word, not one of them all went off empty-handed. Being
got into the street, they put the maid and the booty into
the coach, getting themselves into others, and driving by
different ways to the place of their next residence, not one
of them being discovered.

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   Another time she had a mighty mind, it seems, to put
herself into mourning, to which purpose she sent her woman
to a shop in the New Exchange in the Strand, where she
had bought some things the day before, to desire that the
people would bring choice of hoods, knots, scarves, aprons,
cuffs and other mourning accoutrements to her lodging
instantly, for her father was dead, and she must be ready in
so many days to appear at his funeral. The woman of the
shop presently looked out the best she had of each of these
commodities, and made the best of her way to madam's
quarters. When she came there, the poor lady was sadly
indisposed, so that she was not able to look over the things
till after dinner; when, if madam milliner would please to
come again, she did not doubt but they should deal. The
good woman was very well satisfied, and refused to take her
goods back again, but desired she might trouble her lady-
ship so far as to leave them there till she came again; which
was very readily granted. At the time appointed comes our
tradeswoman, and asks if the gentlewoman above-stairs was
at home, but was told, to her great mortification, that she
was gone out, they could not till whither, and that they
believed she would never return again; for she had found
means, before her departure, to convey away several of the
most valuable parts of furniture in the room which she had
hired. The next day confirmed their suspicions, and made
both the landlord and milliner give her up for an impostor,
and their goods for lost.
   Being habited, a la mode, all in sable, she took rooms in
Fuller's Rents in Holborn, and sent for a young barrister
of Gray's Inn. When Mr Justinian came, she told him she
was heir to her deceased father, but that having an extrava-
gant husband, with whom she did not live, she was willing
to secure her estate in such a manner as that he might not
enjoy the benefit of it, or have any command over it, for, if
he had, she was certain of coming to want bread in a little
time. Here she wept plentifully, to make her case have the
greater effect, and engage the lawyer to stay with her till
the plot she had laid could be executed. While the grave

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young man was putting his face into a proper position, and
speaking to the affair in hand with all the learning of Coke,
a woman came upstairs on a sudden, crying out: " 0 Lord,
madam, we are all undone, for my master is below! He has
been asking after you, and swears he will come up to your
chamber. I am afraid the people of the house will not be
able to hinder him, he appears so resolute." “0 heavens!”
says our counterfeit, " what shall I do?” “Why? " says
the lawyer. " Why? " quoth she, " I mean for you, dear
me; what excuse shall I make for your being here? I dare
not tell him your quality and business; for that would
endange all. And, on the other side, he is extremely jealous.
Therefore, good sir, step into that closet till I can send him
away." The lawyer being surprised, and not knowing what
to do on a sudden, complied with her request, and she
locked him into the closet, drawing the curtains of the bed,
and going to the door to receive her counterfeit husband,
who by this time had demanded entrance.
   No sooner was our gentleman entered but he began to
give his spouse the most opprobrious language he could
invent. " 0 Mrs Devil," says he, " I understand you have
a man in the room! A pretty companion for a poor innocent
woman, truly! -- one who is always complaining how hardly
I use her. Where is the son of a whore? I shall sacrifice him
this moment. Is this your modesty, madam? This your
virtue? Let me see your gallant immediately, or, by the
light, you shall be the first victim yourself." Upon this he
made to the closet door, and forced it open in a great fury,
as he had before been directed. Here he discovers our young
lawyer, all pale and trembling, ready to sink through the
floor at the sight of one from whom he could expect no
mercy. Out flies the sword, and poor Littleton was upon
his marrow-bones in a moment. just in this instant madam
interposed, being resolved rather to die herself than see the
blood of an innocent man spilt in her apartment, and upon
her account. A companion also of our bully husband
stepped up, and wrested the sword out of his hand by main
strength, endeavouring to pacify him with all the reason

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and art he was master of. But still, that there might be
no appearance of imposture, the more they strove the more
enraged our injured poor cornuto appeared, for such he
thought to make the lawyer believe he imagined himself.
   They could not, however, so effectually impose on our
limb of the law as that he discerned nothing of the artifice.
He began to see himself trepanned, and ventured to speak on
his own behalf, and tell the whole truth of the story. But
he might as well have said nothing; for the other insisted
upon it that this was only pretence, and that he came there
for other purposes. His honour was injured, and nothing
would serve but blood, or other sufficient reparation. It
was at last referred to the arbitration of the other man who
came with the sham husband; and he proposed the sum
of five hundred pounds to make up the matter. This was
a large sum, and, indeed, more than the lawyer could well
raise. However, he at last consented to pay down one hundred
pounds rather than bring himself into fresh inconveniences
which they obliged him immediately to send for, first
looking over the note, to see that he did not send for a
constable instead of the money. Upon the payment, they
discharged him from his confinement.
   Not long after this our princess was apprehended for
stealing a silver tankard in Covent Garden and, after examina-
tion, committed to Newgate. At the following sessions
she was found guilty, and condemned, but was afterwards
reprieved, and ordered for transportation. This sentence
was executed, and she was sent to Jamaica, where she had
not been above two years before she returned to England
again, and set up for a rich heiress. By this means she
got married to a very wealthy apothecary at Westminster,
whom she robbed of above three hundred pounds and then
left him.
   After this she took a lodging in a house where nobody
lived but the landlady, a watchmaker, who was also a lodger,
and herself and maid. When she thought her character here
pretty well established, she one night invited the watchmaker
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she had a present of some tickets. They consented, and
only madam's maid, who was almost as good as herself,
was left at home. She, according to agreement, in their
absence broke open almost all the locks in the house, stole
two hundred pounds in money, and about thirty watches;
so that the prize, in all, amounted to about six hundred
pounds, which she carried to a place before provided, in
another part of the town. After the play was over, our
princess invited her companions to drink with her at the
Green Dragon tavern in Fleet Street, where she gave them
the slip and went to her maid.
   We now proceed to the catastrophe of this prodigious
woman, who, had she been virtuously inclined, was capable
of being the phoenix of her age; for it was impossible for
her not to be admired in everything she said and did. The
manner of her last and fatal apprehension was as follows, we
having taken the account from the papers of those times.
   One Mr Freeman, a brewer in Southwark, had been
robbed of about two hundred pounds, whereupon he went to
Mr Lowman, keeper of the Marshalsea, and desired him to
search all suspicious places, in order to discover the thieves.
One Lancaster was the person most suspected, and while
they were searching a house near New Spring Gardens for
him they spied a gentlewoman, as she seemed to be, walking
in the two-pairs-of-stairs room in a night-gown. Mr Lowman
immediately enters the room, spies three letters on the
table, and begins to examine them. Madam seems offended
with him, and their dispute caused him to look on her so
steadfastly that he knew her, called her by her name, and
carried away both her and her letters.
   This was in December 1672, and she was kept close
prisoner till the 16th of January following, when she was
brought by writ of habeas corpus to the Old Bailey, and asked
whether or no she was the woman who usually went by the
name of Mary Carleton, to which she answered that she
was the same. The Court then demanded the reason of her
returning so soon from the transportation she had been
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to gain time, by which means she gave the bench two
or three days' trouble. At last, when she found nothing
else would do, she pleaded her belly; but a jury of
matrons being called, they brought her in not quick with
child. So that on the last day of the sessions she received
sentence of death, in the usual form, with a great deal of
intrepidity.
   After condemnation she had abundance of visitants,
some out of curiosity, others to converse with her, learn
her sentiments of futurity, and give her such instructions
as were needful. Among the latter was a gentleman to
whom she gave a great many regular responses; in which
she discovered herself to be a Roman Catholic, professed
her sorrow for her past life, and wished she had her days
to live over again. She also blamed the women who were
her jury for their verdict, saying she believed they could
not be sure of what they testified, and that they might have
given her a little more time.
   On the 22nd of January, which was the day of her execu-
tion, she appeared rather more gay and brisk than ever
before. When her irons were taken off (for she was shackled)
she pinned the picture of her husband Carleton on her sleeve,
and in that manner carried it with her to Tyburn. Seeing
the gentleman who had conversed with her, she said to
him in French, " Mon ami, le bon Dieu vous benisse " -- " My
friend, God bless you." At hearing St Sepulchre's bell
toll, she made use of several ejaculations. One Mr Crouch,
a friend of hers, rode with her in the cart, to whom she gave
at the gallows two Popish books, called The Key of Paradise
and The Manual of Daily Devotion. At the place of execution
she told the people that she had been a very vain woman,
and expected to be made a precedent for sin ; that though
the world had condemned her, she had much to say for
herself ; that she prayed God to forgive her, as she did her
enemies; and a little more to the same effect. After which
she was turned off, in the thirty-eighth year of her age, and
in the same month she was born in.
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St. Martin’s churchyard, on which occasion a merry wag
wrote this distich:
       “The German princess here, against her will,
    Lies underneath, and yet oh, strange! lies still.”

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